What Will We Put In The Catapult

The catapult needs filling

orcs and mastadons need killing

but the munitions are all gone

and so we sing this song.

Oh, what will we put in the catapult?

it doesn't matter for the end result.

So go and get banana breads

old used shoes and severed heads

wheels of cheese that Airith sneezed on

sweaters with some Orenth fleas on

Frohmond's teeny man bikini

and a plate of old zuchini.

We'll fling them at the enemy

as we sing this melody.

Oh, what will we put in the catapult?

It doesn't matter for the end result.

We'll put some raisin cookies in

damaged bracers from the bin

Tib's discarded centaur apples

iron shields with broken buckles

Khensei's swept up furry sheddings

and leftover food from Kevon's wedding.

We'll fling them at the enemy

as we sing our melody.

Oh, what will we put in the catapult?

It doesn't matter for the end result.

So get some things to put in there

like Talarin's pink underwear,

a jumpsuit Nori doesn't like,

an unused rusty iron spike,

corpses of the Tringha huggers,

and severed fists of Xynin muggers.

You'll be happy with the end result

if that's what we put in the catapult.