Saturday, April 9, 2011

Talarin's Song

Disclaimer: Talarin's not technically a captain at the moment, but I'm not changing the song. Besides, I'd be thrilled if he'd agree to step up and be captain again.

There's a Captain in the Garrison,

for who there's no comparison.

He's fearless, in the extreme.

Protective as a mother bear.

Wears pink and crotchless underwear.

In rumors, he's frequently seen.


Oh Talarin, my cap-i-tain,

frequently, frequently dies.

Oh Talarin, my cap-i-tain,

frequently, meets his demise.


Killed once by a birthday card,

it really wasn't very hard.

I tell you, those things can be mean.

And then there was a silverfish,

an ocean death I wouldn't wish.

At least, his corpse was washed clean.


Oh Talarin, my cap-i-tain,

frequently, frequently dies.

Oh Talarin, my cap-i-tain,

frequently, meets his demise.


While worming he fell through the sand,

in the dark, he made a stand,

killed there by a monster unseen.

Fire warrior, wagon, worm;

Fear? He doesn't know the term.

In pain, he never does scream.


Oh Talarin, my cap-i-tain,

frequently, frequently dies.

Oh Talarin, my cap-i-tain,

frequently meets his demise.

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